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Friday, March 21, 2008

World Peace Through Doggie Blogs?!

People like this need a life. Pets do not need blogs, folks. They just don't.

Except, of course, my worms. My wonderful red wigglers, that I seriously considered taking to a local pet psychic just to see what would happen ("I don't know, they're not eating as well recently. Especially not Percival here. Are they depressed?").

Let's face it, a worm blog would be pretty boring. "Today: Munch, shit, munch, shit, munch, shit. Oh goodie, more coffee grounds. Reproduce. Repeat." I'm am very glad to say that I couldn't actually find anyone who tried to write a blog on behalf of their worms. If you find one, please don't tell me. I don't want to know.

7 comments:

mbet said...

Well, see, if all dog blog entries were like this, I'd be reading them all of the time:

http://tinyurl.com/26wjwy

The following quote is especially hilarious for cat/dog owners: "Pity me, a sad and tragic creature, for I can barely walk, I am so starving. WOE."

Sam said...

Kind of reminds me of Teh n00b when he was a teeny tiny n00b and would cry to be fed. He would go from fast asleep to crying hysterically in five seconds. Because he had NEVER BEEN FED. Ever. In his whole sad, short life.

He's ok now. I'm sure that dog will make it, too.

Sam said...

I have to add -- The Spouse read the link you sent and thought it hilarious. He's still joking about summoning sweet potatoes from the Rift.

Because that dog is a lot like our n00b.

Ducks said...

Have you seen Catster? (Shudder)

The wonderful babysitters for our furry daughter even made her a page:

http://www.catster.com/cats/176317/in/stroll/

Weird, eh?

Ducks said...

Um, and speakin' of dogs... let me up the absurdity ante:

http://www.petbutler.com/pbx/

Mealy Guy said...

QUIT HATING!!

If you want to read about worms, come to my blog, I promise to write more when I'm done molting.

http://mealwormsunite.blogspot.com/

Sam said...

Hey Ducks! Any service that claims it has been "deodorizing the outdoors for close to 20 years" gets a "WTF?!" rating in my book! Thanks for the laugh!